Nerdy Things

Calvin: If people sat outside and looked at the stars each...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:31:15 -0400

Calvin: If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.

Hobbes: How so?

Calvin: Well, when you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.

ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:40:20 -0400

totallycrazed:

lycaons:

rosenkristall:

TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE

SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO

SIGNAL BOOST

and, and look at this:

“Mayer [President and CEO of Yahoo] wants to incorporate Yahoo!’s products — including search, email, and its popular homepage — into the “daily habits” of its users.”

HELL nO.

Signed! C’mon people! we need more signatures!

does route rhyme with fruit or trout?????

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:18:50 -0400

does route rhyme with

fruit

trout?????

alisoniksnak: Here we go…

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:02:19 -0400

alisoniksnak:

Here we go…

Biggest accomplishment of the day:

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:59:49 -0400

Buying two ice cream cones with a $1.50 in quarters and a buy one get one free coupon

theshieldandthesword: i hate to turn up out of the blue...

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:49:04 -0400

theshieldandthesword:

i hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

herpderpflutist: my-other-impala-is-a-tardis: wereadtoliveathousandlives: clockworkpain: deanfuck...

Thu, 16 May 2013 07:39:06 -0400

herpderpflutist:

my-other-impala-is-a-tardis:

wereadtoliveathousandlives:

clockworkpain:

deanfuckingcas:

dat-assbutt-tho:

way-too-sarcastic:

reblogallthenerdythings:

As far as I can tell, if something starts with ‘M’, it’s bad news

Morgoth

Mordred

Mount Doom

Darth Maul

The Master

Moriarty

Morganna

Moffat

Mark Gatiss

METATRON

Morgenstern

Mortmain

My face

Menstruation

And apparently dies……. Are we forgetting that way back in...

Mon, 13 May 2013 18:14:04 -0400

And apparently dies…….

Are we forgetting that way back in the Library of the Dead, River uploaded her brain to CAL and died then. She can’t die again, that happened already.

fireexitkeepareaclear: do you ever just sit alone on Tumblr and come across a really funny post but...

Mon, 13 May 2013 07:19:09 -0400

fireexitkeepareaclear:

do you ever just sit alone on Tumblr and come across a really funny post but you don’t just smile or giggle a little no you let out this weird dying goat cackle and you spend the next ten minutes feeling ashamed of the sound you just made

jazzyjanine: rushawnoah: xmizuokami: lizaxchan: favabean05: ...

Sat, 11 May 2013 19:03:14 -0400

jazzyjanine:

rushawnoah:

xmizuokami:

lizaxchan:

favabean05:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

im crying

lol nice try, vegan

I FUCKING KNEW IT

its back

itbekaleb: thekingsofliam: WOOO YEAH I LOVE THIS SONG !!!!! PAR-TAY!!!! OMFG R U FCKN...

Thu, 09 May 2013 23:23:23 -0400

itbekaleb:

thekingsofliam:

WOOO YEAH I LOVE THIS SONG !!!!! PAR-TAY!!!!

OMFG R U FCKN SERIOUSSSS????????? IM SO GUNNA PAUZE IT NOW***le pause @ 00:30****

uh hey harrie

wot do u know???

BUTT I DINT DO ANYTHING????

WOT IS GOIN ON???????

I don’t even know what i laughed hardest at, just everything, from the porn being in another tab to his reactions and the comments i cannot

shy-n-awkward: fyeah-i-like-dat: I just died. I THOUGHT HE...

Wed, 08 May 2013 16:17:08 -0400

shy-n-awkward:

fyeah-i-like-dat:

I just died.

I THOUGHT HE ATE HER

its funny because people think im quiet but im just listening to everyones conversations and...

Mon, 06 May 2013 12:30:06 -0400

its funny because people think im quiet

but im just listening to everyones conversations

and figuring out your weaknesses

and ill use them against you to get further in life

because i hate everyone

forget-the-maps: Every frame of the Harry Potter movies,...

Sun, 05 May 2013 22:33:49 -0400

forget-the-maps:

Every frame of the Harry Potter movies, condensed into a barcode.

#oh my god #look at this #how it starts off with reds and oranges and purples #bright colors #and then it gets continuously darker towards the end #it’s so fitting to the story #and then there is that strip of white at the end #which has to be the king’s cross scene #and it’s just #light #in a dark time #which is extremely beautiful

you know why theres a white part at the end? because happiness can be found even in the darkest of times

scaryhussiesandnicedavesprites: ilikedansbutt: lolsomeone-actua...

Sun, 05 May 2013 10:22:17 -0400

scaryhussiesandnicedavesprites:

ilikedansbutt:

lolsomeone-actually:

doctornipples:

gettin-nakie-outside:

beelzebubby:

do i win

HIS NIPPLES ARE ON HIS HAND OMG

THEY AREN’T NIPPLES HOLY SHIT THOSE ARE JESUS’ WOUNDS FROM BEING NAILED TO A CROSS

i’M LISGHING

a haiku: this weight on my chestcannot ever be liftedoh wait it’s just boobs

Fri, 03 May 2013 00:30:53 -0400

a haiku:

this weight on my chest
cannot ever be lifted
oh wait it’s just boobs

Photo

Thu, 02 May 2013 12:50:05 -0400

preachfood: aka-awks: omg-quise: inhal3pizza: sup-c0lby: thi...

Wed, 01 May 2013 22:50:30 -0400

preachfood:

aka-awks:

omg-quise:

inhal3pizza:

sup-c0lby:

this might be the best quality photo invented , i mean you have got to give credit to the guy with the bike

wtf is that a tuba?

I think it’s a saxophone tbh

it’s a sax

it’s a baritone, actually

samandriel: edgeofboring: reichenblogfall: Semi Transparent...

Wed, 01 May 2013 20:17:07 -0400

samandriel:

edgeofboring:

reichenblogfall:

Semi Transparent TARDIS (TARDIS will turn the color of your blog)

THIS IS AMAZING!!!

Did anyone else get excited and drag it on the dashboard and just end up with

Dan dressed as a girl

Wed, 01 May 2013 12:08:24 -0400

Dan dressed as a girl